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Sex appeal assessment of the ladies of celebrity apprentice - agree, disagree, or add to it?

Im a 33 yr old horntoad of a male, here are my ratings of all the ladies of celebrity apprentice - do you agree? want to change order? disagreee? add something I forgot? Annie Duke (Rating 2) - Ugly fake looking red hair and terrible lines on her face - especially around the mouth. Brande Roderick (Rating 3) - Playboy model??? Thin face, way to thin legs, nice smile but thin people do not age well and she looks to be about 39 yrs old. Not impressed in the least that she was a playboy model. Claudia Jordan (Rating 2): Terrible face, Humoungous widows peak on forehead. Bigger than Eddie Munster! Not very attractive. Khloe Kardashian (Rating 8) - Unbelievably sexy looking face, beautiful hair, Unsure of her legs but am very curious to see her do a playboy shoot! Melissa Rivers (Rating 1) - Your kidding right? Terrible fake tan, Skeleton face, how many plastic surgeries? Awful voice! She invokes feelings of throw up when I see her on-screen. Joan Rivers (rating 2) - For her age and surgeries - I just can't rip into her. Actually she looks halfway decent for 100 years old - Nice personality. Natalie Gulbis (Rating 4) - Nice hair, pretty eyes, VERY MANLY looking chin - awkward shape from hips to feet - especially legs. Tionne Watkins (Rating 5) - I really like her personality, Attractive face with big eyes, Nothing appears to be fake about her facial expressions. Me likes her! Ivanka Trump (Rating 10)- Sexual Goddess! Incredibly beautiful face, Excellent personality with great self esteem, man I wonder what she is like behind a closed bedroom door! SEXY Sexy SEXY! I love her eyebrows, they look better than any other womans fake stuff on the show! Recap of sex appeal (best to worst) Ivanka Trump (The Don's Daughter) - 10 Khloe Kardashian (Reality Tv) - 8 Tionne Watkins (Singer) - 5 Natalie Gulbis (Golfer) - 4 Brande Roderick (Ex Playboy) - 3 Claudia Jordan (Model) - 2 Annie Duke (Poker Player) - 2 Joan Rivers (Comedian) - 2 Melissa Rivers (yuck) - 1

Public Comments

1. Uh, sure? I don't really watch it much, but I do know that Ivanka is reeeeeallly pretty! xD
2. Good stomach and uncut dick good smooth thighs